Forget Ironman, Titanium Man Goes Under the Knife Once More!!

Yeah, that's right. That big ugly plate and screws protruding above the natural plane of my shoulder is coming out in the morning. I will no longer be able to gross out young boys or cause women to faint by showing the screw pushing my skin above my shoulder and then moving it in a veritable dance below the surface of the shoulder skin...yuch! I am looking forward to framing the hardware for future viewing... I'm sure I'll miss it as it caused so much joy in my life... (read sarcasm...).